CCST3K(Season Three)#25-A Dream Come True

*TURN OFF YOUR LIGHTS*

(And give yourself a severe case of eyestrain)

(The future isn't what it used to be....)

"CARD CAPTOR SCIENCE THEATER 3000" (SEASON THREE)

EPISODE 25: A DREAM COME TRUE

(A CardCaptor Sakura MSTing)

MSTed From the Desk of CardCaptor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun) and Aeoruuk

This is a MSTing of a work of fiction created by another author.

Use of copyrighted and trademarked material is for entertainment

purposes only; no infringement on the original copyrights or

trademarks held by Best Brains, Inc. is intended or should be inferred.

“Card Captor Sakura” is a trademark of CLAMP and those who distribute it.

“A Dream Come True” is the property of Crystalina Rhapsody Draco and she’s welcome to it. I do not intend to offend her by making fun of her work like this but I figure it's only a matter of time before someone does. Think of this as another form of C&C. ;)

(Cue "Card Captor Science Theater 3000 Love Theme" in 5....4....3....)

It's the not-too-distant future,

Last Sunday BC

There was this girl named Sakura

Quite different from you or me

She captured Clow Cards with her friends

All seen through Tomoyo’s camera lens

They tried to save the human race,

But Eriol lost his patience

So he shot them into space!!!!

Sakura: (Hoeeee……)

Syaoran and Tomoyo: (Now what?)

We'll send them crappy fanfics

The worst we can find (lalala)

They'll have to sit and read them all and we'll monitor their minds (lalala)

Now keep in mind they can't control

When the fanfics begin or end (lalala)

Because, let’s face it, after all

Eriol’s not really their friend;

CARD CAPTOR ROLL CALL:

Meiling:

'I’m baaaaaack!’

Tomoyo:

'Say “Cheese”!'

Syaoran:

'Raitei Shourai!!'

KEROOOOOOO!!!

'That’s Cerberus to you.'

If you're wondering how they eat and breathe

And other science facts (lalala)

Then repeat to yourself

*It's just a MiST*

You should really just relax

For Card Captor Science Theater 3000!!!

DEEP 13

21:45 Hours

The evil Dr. Eriol Hiiragazawa let an evil smile play across his face as he steepled his fingers and observed the situation carefully. “Yes…” he said quietly. “It’s all falling into place. My plan is perfect.”

“Oh, just roll the damn dice already!’ growled TV’s Ruby Moon.

“You have no sense of atmosphere, you know that?” said Eriol.

“I’m sick of sitting here till my butt gets numb waiting for you to finish with your Blofeld routine,” Ruby Moon retorted. “Now get on with it!”

“Okay, okay! You wanted in surgery or something?” Eriol rolled the dice. “Eight,” he said reading the results. He began to move one of the playing pieces across the board. “Six… seven… eigh-- ACK! Boardwalk with two hotels?!”

“Nya ha ha!” cackled TV’s Spinel Sun. “Rent! Pay up, buddy.”

“I really don’t think you should speak to me in that tone,” Eriol said darkly.

“You’re not going to go into that sore loser routine again, are you?” said Ruby Moon.

“No…” said Eriol. After a moment he started grabbing money from the plastic game tray. “But I am going to rob the bank!”

“Oh, what is this?” Spinel Sun muttered. “Calvin And Hobbes rules?”

Eriol shot a menacing glare at his small plushie-like assistant. “This was a waste of time anyway,” he growled, seeping the board off the table. “Ruby Moon! Call the satellite! It’s experiment time.”

Eriol stalked off to get his Clow card for the exchange.

“Definitely a sore loser,” said Ruby Moon. Spinel Sun nodded in agreement.

THE SATELLITE OF LOVE

Sakura Kinomoto, the teenaged mistress of the Clow cards, was fast asleep when Tomoyo came in. She was curled up in bed holding a plushie that resembled her true love, Syaoran Li. This was one of the few plushies aboard the satellite that did not have a life of it’s own, but it was still an enchanted object and had a tendency to blush when it was in close proximity to Sakura. Being held so close to her, the plushie’s face had gone beet red.

Tomoyo had been sent to wake up Sakura, since Eriol would be calling soon, but she had decided to take this opportunity to haul out her camcorder and start taping.

“Sakura-chan is so kawaii when she’s sleeping,” she said as quietly as she could. A mischievous smile played across her face. “I’d better remember to make a copy of this for Li-kun,” she reminded herself.

Just then, as if on cue, Sakura began to mumble in her sleep. “Mmmm… Oh, Syaoran-kun…”

Tomoyo blinked and withdrew her camcorder. “Hm? What’s this about?”

Once again, Sakura began to speak. “Ooohhhhh… Syaoran… Your hands are so warm…”

Tomoyo blinked again. This had been truly unexpected. “What’s this?” she said to herself, a malicious grin coming to her face. “Sweet little Sakura-chan is having naughty dreams about Li-kun?” Tomoyo had to cover her mouth to hide her giggling.

‘Well, it would be a tad too embarrassing to wake her now,’ Tomoyo thought to herself. ‘I’ll just leave her to her little dream and come back later.’

“What do you mean you didn’t wake her up?!” Meiling shouted.

“Well, she was sleeping so peacefully and…” Tomoyo began.

“Oh, nevermind, stupid. I knew I shouldn’t have trusted you to actually do something,” Meiling paused to massage her temples.

Tomoyo shot a glare at the Chinese girl. “Hey! Just because I’m willing to show some consideration…”

“Now, now…” Yue interrupted. “I think what Daidouji-san did was best. Sakura-san has been working very hard lately and needs her rest.”

“I wish people would let me sleep in…” Kero grumbled.

“Still… Hiiragazawa will be calling shortly…” Yue mused. “Syaoran, perhaps you could go an wake Sakura-san?”

Syaoran blushed. “I don’t know if I should…”

Tomoyo’s eyes widened. She wasn’t sure it was a good idea for Syaoran to be walking into Sakura’s room while she was in the middle of a fantasy about him.

“Evening everyone!” called the cheery voice of Sakura as she walked onto the bridge. She finished buttoning the top button of her jumpsuit and stretched for a moment.

“It’s about time, Kinomoto!” Meiling growled. “What took you so long?!”

Sakura blushed for a moment. “Well, after I got up, I realized I needed to change the sheets on my bed, so I decided to do that right away before I forgot.”

Tomoyo’s eyes widened further. ‘No, no, no!’ she told herself. ‘It couldn’t be anything like that. It’s probably just an excuse for why she was late waking up. I’ve got to stop reading those fanfics by Kit and Sugar Plum. They’re giving me ideas about Sakura-chan and Li-kun.’

Just then, a light flashed on the control console. “Oops! Tenchi, Ryoko and Ayeka are calling.” said Kero as he tapped the button.

DEEP 13

“Well, if it isn’t the Fellowship of the Clow,” Eriol said, grinning in his usual evil fashion.

“Been reading Tolkien again, sir?” Tomoyo inquired.

“Just keeping up with the current trends.” Eriol replied.

“Whatever you say, Frodo,” Ruby Moon muttered.

Eriol shot a glare at his assistant before continuing. “My Clow card this week is a boon to all the anime fans out there who want to get to see their favorites on the big screen. Now, as you know, ‘Princess Mononoke’ did very well at the box office in the west, but, as you might guess, this hasn’t changed a lot of the boneheaded policies of theater owners to avoid selecting good films and instead book Adam Sandler’s latest crap-fest. With the film version of ‘Escaflowne’ having drifted by unnoticed it seems that the same fate may lie ahead for Rin Taro’s anime re-make of the 1926 Fritz Lang film, ‘Metropolis’. Naturally, since hundreds of critics love it, you’ll never be able to find it. Especially in Canada where limited release fits in as Toronto, Montreal and Vancouver.”

“So, for all those who don’t have the cash to buy private screenings, I created ‘The Cinema’ card” Eriol held up the card. “It creates an isolated theater realm that can play any film you want. And best of all, no annoying theater talkers.”

“Wow…” was all Sakura could say.

THE SATELLITE OF LOVE

“Well, our Clow card this week has been inspired by many of our riffs in the theater as well as watching Filia Ul Copt in ‘The Slayers’.” Tomoyo began.

“You don’t mean…” Spinel Sun began.

“Yep!” said Sakura. “We’ve created ‘The Tea’ card. It can brew any blend or herbal flavour you want. No muss, no fuss. We even created a gag tea that fits the inspiration. We call it ‘hikaru shidou’s house blend’. In fact, that’s the kind Meiling is drinking now.”

Meiling spat out the tea. “Waht ‘re u talin bout?!” Meiling clapped her hands over her mouth. “waz that me?!” she said. “dam tea. I chan’t seme two talk rite… ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!” Meiling ran away screaming.

“What do you think, sirs?” asked Kero.

DEEP 13

“That was kind of sadistic,” said Spinel Sun.

“Well, she kind of deserves it, the little brat,” Tomoyo grumbled.

“Yeah,” Sakura said. “Always trying to undermine me, acting as if Syaoran-kun was one of her possessions…”

“When we all know he’s your possession,” said Kero. Syaoran promptly whacked him upside the head.

Eriol smirked. “Well, enough fun and games. Time to turn the lights down low, sit back and suffer. This week’s fanfic is another of those goofy fairy tale stories about princess Sakura. It also has the longest death scene in fanfic history. It’s ‘A Dream Come True’ but actually it’s more of a nightmare. Love it or leave it.”

“Can we do that?” asked Kero.

“No.” Eriol replied sharply. “Put the hurt on them, Ruby Moon.”

“The package is on it’s way,” Ruby Moon announced as she crammed a stack of papers into the slot on the control console.

THE SATELLITE OF LOVE

“By the way,” Tomoyo began, an evil grin coming to her face. “Didn’t you change the sheets on your bed just a few days ago, Sakura-chan?”

Sakura blushed. “Oh! Did I?”

Syaoran blinked. “What is this all abou--”

Suddenly, alarms and sirens rang out.

“OHHHH, WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIGN!!!” Sakura cried out.

(Door 6: It shatters like glass.)

(Door 5: It’s made of ofudas. Syaoran recites an incantation and they burn away.)

(Door 4: It’s made of bars. They rise into the ceiling.)

(Door 3: It’s made of sleeping plushies. They suddenly wake up and scamper away.)

(Door 2: It’s a set of elevator doors. They open with a ‘ping’ sound.)

(Door 1: It’s a trap door. You fall through it.)

(Door .7: The camera pans downward where a giant vault door starts to open. A sudden rush of air sucks you through.)

Sakura, Syaoran, Tomoyo and Kero-Chan fall through the vault door and land in their seats while Kero-Chan floats overhead.

>A Dream Come True

Kero: A non-lemon fic by Mike Rhea.

>Author’s Note: I do not own CCS. Clamp and the animator’s do so do not sue!

Syaoran: A good thing too.

Kero: You shall reap what you sue!

>Couple Pairings: S+S, E+T, M+?

Sakura: Well, that sounds reasonable.

Tomoyo: Meiling and The Riddler?

>In another universe a young princess is arguing with her father.

Kero: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…

>“Why do I have to get married? It’s not as if there would be a difference if I was married or not?”

Syaoran: You were saying?

Sakura: Was that a question or a statement?

>Sakura, the princess of the country had turned 16 the past April and was of marriageable age in her country.

Sakura: Foul! I don't live in another universe.

Kero: Although sometimes-

Sakura: Kero!

Tomoyo: Come on, guys. Give it a chance.

Syaoran: <snickers> The country had turned 16? Wow, all their stuff must be priceless relics... I wonder how old Sakura is?

>She was 5’6” with long auburn hair and emerald colored eyes. Though beautiful when she is calm her beauty became

>extraordinary when she was mad.

Tomoyo: Do I detect a WAFF author?

Syaoran: So what is she when she’s not mad?

Kero: Uglier than a pit-bull?

Sakura: Kero!

>(And boy was she mad!)

Syaoran: Thanks for clarifying.

Kero: We’ve secretly replaced Sakura with Asuka Langley Sohryu. Let’s see if anyone notices.

>“I am skilled with all the duties needed to help rule the country and your not going to die any soon.”

Syaoran: No, but your grammar's dead and worms are consuming its flesh.

All: Eeeeww!

>King Fujitaka looked sadly at his daughter. She was just like her mother, he thought. Nadeshiko was just as beautiful and had

>the same kind and gentle spirit that drew others to her as id hat to him.

Tomoyo: Yea... real gentle.

Kero: I never knew Fujitaka was a masochist.

Syaoran:<Fujitaka> The sweet way she beats me senseless with the furniture. I miss it so,

Sakura: New id hats! When getting your wallet out of your pocket it too much work!

>Though she was gentle it hid a backbone of steel that would make her so stubborn that nothing could change her mind if she

>wanted to do something of not.

Tomoyo: Yeah... I've always wanted to do something 'of not'.

Syaoran: We all aspire to greatness, Daidouji.

Sakura: If my backbone is made of steel, how do I bend over?

Kero: Hmmm…

Sakura: Don’t go there, Kero.

>‘Nadeshiko, how you would have loved watching her grow up.’ “With Touya missing, and the war going on between Celestia and

>our country of Jenevia, we may never see your brother again.”

Kero: Don’t beat around the bush, Fujitaka. Give it to us straight already.

Syaoran: I’m starting to get a “Final Fanstasy Tactics” vibe from this fic.

Kero:<Fujitaka> By the way, here’s your new bodyguard, Agrias Oaks.

>Fujitaka stared out of the palace window looking at the battle

Syaoran:<Fujitaka> It’s time for my dramatic moment.

>scared land that once was filled with cherry trees.

Kero: Quick! Call the EPA! We can stop this madness!

Tomoyo:<land> H-help ME! I’m s-scared!!

>Sakura was in shock. Touya was missing. The heir to the throne of Jenevia and the brother who always called her monster

>wasn’t missing and not even her father’s network of spies could find him.

Tomoyo: Wait… He's missing, he's missing not, he's missing…

Sakura :<Madison Taylor> Whatever.

Syaoran: Smile and nod, guys.

>“Touya is missing. But how, when?

Syaoran: Why?

Kero: Where?

Tomoyo: What?

Sakura: If we knew that, we wouldn't have to read this fic.

Kero: No chance of that I guess?

Sakura: Nope.

>How come I wasn’t told of it as soon as it happened? How many people are looking for him? What is happening to him?” Sakura

>was frantic with worry about what happened to Touya.

Kero <soap narrator>: All this and more on the next exciting episode of: "As the Jenevia turns"!

Sakura: Have they found his corpse yet?! Can I move into his room?!

>She was calling out servants to make a search party when she saw her father just standing at the window.

Syaoran:<Fujitaka> Yes. This is very dramatic, isn’t it?

>‘Why aren’t we doing something? Why are you just standing there? Don’t you care about what happened to him? Why are you >just looking like that…” Sakura started to cry.

Tomoyo: <Fujitaka> I'm an idiot?

Kero <Fujitaka>: No, I just play one in this fic.

>In just a few minutes her anger had changed to sadness similar to the one when her mother died.

Kero: Talk about mood swings…

Sakura: Kero-chan!

>“Mama, why are you just lying on the bed so still? Why don’t we go out and play in the courtyard? Or you could tell me a

>story? Mama, what’s wrong? Papa is just sitting there holding your hand and Touya is standing in the hall looking sad. It’s

>so dark in here. Mama are you listening?”

Kero:<Nadeshiko> Sorry, I'm a deadbeat.

Kero: Okay, sorry.

Syaoran: Nice warning for the flashback.

>Sakura looked at her mother and tried to get into the bed with her. “Mama if you are not going to come out I’ll just stay in

>the bed with you.” Sakura was 4 years old.

Sakura: Don't even think about it.

Kero: Ikketsu.

>“Ahh, Sakura!

Tomoyo: …Sama!

>You are so precious and I don’t want anything bad to happen to you! I don’t know if you will be able to

>understand now but I want you to be happy.

Sakura: So why was it that you didn't you tell me my Mom was dead?

Tomoyo: Don’t worry! Be happy!

>If you ever meet someone that you would give up your life for, fight to stay with him always. And don’t lose that optimistic

>spirit of yours! I will always be watching over you, no matter where I am.”

Tomoyo: Okay, now her lifeless body just spoke.

Syaoran: Well... the author didn't SAY it was lifeless...

Tomoyo: So a person not responding to their youngest child and just lying in bed is considered lively?

>“Mama are you going somewhere? I want to come too. Please can I come?” Sakura said as she pulled at her hand. She ran over >to her father.” Papa can I go to where Mama is going?”

Syaoran: Geez… I’m starting to think it IS Asuka.

>Her father looked at her. “I’m sorry Sakura but you can’t go where she is going right now and you wouldn’t want to leave me

>all alone now, do you?”

Sakura: Can you please repeat the question?

Tomoyo:<Sakura> Yes. You’re a pathetic old man. Beat it!

>“Okay. I won’t go. But mama will come back right, papa! “ Sakura pleaded. She was beginning to fear what was happening.

Kero:<Fujitaka> No. You’re mother will be staying with the circus.

>Her father looked down at her and said sadly, “ I don’t think that she will come back.”

Syaoran:<Fujitaka> Not unless we find some Phoenix Down.

>Sakura, hearing those words rushed to her mother. “Mama, why aren’t you coming back? Why? Why aren’t you coming back?”

Kero:<Nadeshiko> Because you’re a bratty little twerp and I hate you.

Sakura: Hey!

>“I’m so sorry that I am causing you this heartache, but I must go. I don’t think that I can stop whatever is taking me away…”

Kero: Yeah, those men in white coats can be really stubborn.

Tomoyo: Watch in awe as the author tries to change the dialogue to a cheap Tolkien impersonation

>“But I’m a princess! I can command them to stop and they won’t take you away.”

Sakura: And now descend into Chibi-Usa territory.

>Nadeshiko patted her daughter’s head. ‘There are some things that you can’t command, even if you are a princess. But please

>stop crying I want to leave seeing you smile.”

Syaoran: Of course, all 4-year-olds smile when their parents die, what's wrong with you, Sakura?

Sakura: I'm sorry, I'm just weird like that.

>“I will mama. I love you!” Sakura then hugged her mother and gave her a kiss on the cheek.

All: Awww.

Kero: Insert WAFF here.

>“I love you too my little Sakura. Remember that I will always be watching.

Kero: I'll avert my eyes on your-

Sakura and Syaoran: KERO!

Kero: Uhh... bad fanfics!

>Promise me that you will remember what I told you.”

>“I will!”

Sakura: What was that again?

>“Now Sakura go and get you brother. I need to talk to him before I go.”

Sakura: Why? You'll be talking to him plenty afterwards.

>“Okay. Bye Mama.’ Sakura said between sniffles, still trying to keep smiling.

Syaoran <singing>: You're on 'Candid Camera'!

>“Byr Sakura.”

Kero: Get me more byr! Err... that tea! That tea's GREAT!

Sakura: Kero...

>Sakura was then out of the room. Nadeshiko turned to her husband. “ I’m sorry that I can’t be there to help our children grow

>into the great people they will be. ‘

Tomoyo:<Nadeshiko> But when you gotta go, you gotta go.

Kero: If this death scene takes much longer she’s going to die of old age.

>“Hush, don’t use so much of your strength.

Syaoran: Yeah, make sure you save as much energy as you can for your imminent death.

>I now that if there was anyway possible, you would try to get better, but there is no other way. I don’t know if I can bear

>to lose you.”

Tomoyo: <Nadeshiko> HEY! I'm the one dying here!

Kero:<Fujitaka> Maybe I should ask what Sonomi is doing this weekend.

>“Don’t talk about that. We will meet again. I promise. And you must fight whatever happens after I die so that our children

>will grow up and have a happy life.”

Kero: In the desolate wake of your war.

Sakura: Daddy, can I go play outside? I know I start glowing green for a little while but it's nothing serious is it?

>“if that is your wish I will do that!” he started to pat her hand and leaned close to give her a kiss.

>“Yes it is my wish. I have always and will always love you.”

Tomoyo:<singing> And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love yooooooooooooooouuuuuu…

>“I love you too Nadeshiko. “

Kero: Whew! Could this scene be any more cliché?

Tomoyo: Ali McGraw IS Nadeshiko Kinomoto!

>An imperial guard knocked on the door and entered. “ Prince Touya is here to see her Majesty.”

Syaoran:<Guard> He’s on her secret service.

>“Allow him to enter.” Fujitaka said.

Syaoran:<Fujitaka> I usually disallow my children from seeing their dying parents, but in this case, I'll make an exception.

>“Mother I’m here.” Touya walked over to the bed and looked at his mother.

Syaoran:<Touya> Oh, yikes! So much for Ali McGraw… Ick…

>“You are such a good boy, touya. I don’t have much time left so I’ll keep it short. Watch over Sakura for me. I fear that she

>will grow through many of the troubles I had when I was young

Kero: So she's going to-

Sakura and Syaoran: KERO!

Kero: --marry her teacher?

Tomoyo: Nah. Rika-chan has that one covered.

>and I want you to help her be safe. Don’t cause any trouble but grow happy. Don’t grow up to be too serious. I want you to

>have fun.”

Kero:<Nadeshiko> Have fun, dang it! I'll nag you from the grave if you don't!

Sakura: Kero...

>“Okay mother I will. I promise that I will take care of her.”

Sakura: <muttering> That's an interesting way of putting it.

Syaoran:<Jules Winfield> Take care of her?

Kero:<Vincent Vega> No. Nothin’ like that.

>“Thank you Touya. I love you all so much, it hurts that I have to leave. But I will watch and protect you. Remember the charm

>I gave you with a crescent moon.”

Sakura: Suddenly we've gone into an alternate reality CCS crossover with my brother as... uh... <sweatdrop>

All others: <singing> She's the one - Sailor Moon!

Sakura: You guys!

>“Yes, I have it with me always.”

Syaoran:<Touya> I can’t part with it ever!

Kero:<Touya a la Gollum> It’ssss mine… My preciousssss…

>“Always wear it so that it will protect you.

Sakura:<Nadeshiko> Yeah, it did wonders for me <hack> <cough>.

Tomoyo:<Lucia from “Lunar 2: Eternal Blue”> Hey! That’s MY amulet! Give it back!!

>You will go through so many trials because of my family’s lineage.

Tomoyo:<Nadeshiko> Don’t worry. We hired Matlock to defend you.

>Later, you will be trained in the art of magic. Though very powerful, you must be cautious to never become power mad,

Sakura: <Touya> Me? Power mad? What ever gave you that idea? I'm just a strong and determined person, what bad ever came of that?

Tomoyo: <Touya> Mother may I (Take over the world)?

>there is more to life than possessing power and you must learn that.” She starred at the ceiling and started to cough.

Sakura: <cough> The gas from that starred ceiling's really getting to me...

Kero: Hehehe...

Kero: Ow!

>“Go Touya. I don’t want you to see my end.

Sakura: Don't even start.

Kero: Spoilsport.

>Leave and comfort your sister. Bye my son.”

>“Bye Mother.”

Syaoran: Who’s the voice coach here? Ayeka?

>Sakura had grown bored and despite the protest of the guard had eavesdropped on their conversation. Hearing that her mother

>was really dying caused to cry a torrent of tears. Touya, then walked out of the room.

Kero: Those mood swings...

Sakura: Kero!

>“Sakura, why are you crying?” Touya said, patting her head.

Syaoran: Oh I don't know... not like there's any reason, I mean a parent's death is nothing to get upset about or anything.

>“I’m going to be alone now. I won’t have no one to talk to.” Sakura said, crying, but she suddenly stopped when Touya said.

Kero:<Touya> What about me and Dad?

Sakura: I meant someone intelligent to talk to.

Tomoyo: Ouch!

>“Now stop you’re crying. You will never be alone as long as I am here and you know that mother will be with us always.”

Sakura: I've been meaning to ask you... Does that mean 'always' always, or just the figurative 'always'.

Kero: <blink> Isn't that my shtick?

>“She will, but how? She’s going to die.”

>“She won’t die unless you forget about her in your heart. She will always be with you if you keep her memories alive.”

Tomoyo: Water them once a day and speak to them in a nourishing tone.

Syaoran: This sounds a lot like the advice Nall gave to Ruby in “Lunar 2”.

>“Thank you big brother.”

Sakura: You’re always watching over me!

Syaoran: It must be 1984.

>“You’re welcome, monster!” Touya said with a smile.

>“hey, I’m not a monster!”

Sakura: I’m Vampire Princess Miyu! Bow before me, puny mortal.

Syaoran: Since when does Miyu talk like that?

>‘I’m all alone right now.’ She stared at her father,

Sakura: This fic is a dark and lonely place.

>“Don’t do anything rash, Sakura. I know that look in your eye. I don’t want anything to happen to you. You are all that is

>left.

Kero: Yeah, who cares about Touya?

Sakura: Kero!

Tomoyo <Madison Taylor>: Yeah, like, what-ever!

>I don’t know what would happen to me if you were hurt. So please promise me that you won’t do anything you might regret.”

Kero: And bungee-jumping sounded like so much fun...

>“I promise.” ‘I’m sorry father but I must find my brother. I will find him and we will be together again. We will be happy.’

All: <blink>

Syaoran: Ok. "Yes, I promise, just so long as I can endanger myself as much as I want."

Sakura: I give up.

Tomoyo: Nice warning, returning from the flashback.

>Author’s note: A sad chapter but I am going to go with this story and there will be pairings up real soon. And who is the

>other feuding family. Hmmmm………………….

Sakura: Ooohh… That’s a tough one.

Tomoyo Think it has anything to do with the Li clan?

Kero: Well, it could have been worse. These fics are always a tad absurd but this one fared okay.

Syaoran: Yeah. But what was the point? Sakura has a very, very looooong flashback to her mother’s death and for what? The author could have used the flashback later and spent more time establishing the AU instead.

Tomoyo: Oh, let’s just beat it.

Sakura sighed and shook her head. “You play a princess once in your life and you get typecast for the rest of your life… typical.”

“Could be worse,” said Syaoran.

“How?” asked Tomoyo.

Syaoran shrugged. “How about if Ratliff started writing about one of us?”

Kero shuddered. “Don’t even joke about that.”

Tomoyo pause. “I wonder why Dr. H hasn’t called. He usually gloats at least once after an experiment.”

“Maybe he’s giving us a break this week.” Kero suggested.

DEEP 13

Eriol and Ruby Moon sat at the game board wearing nothing but conveniently placed towels while Spinel Sun cackled madly.

“Oh, sure” Ruby Moon muttered. “Let’s make the game more interesting. Let’s play strip Monopoly. Fabulous idea, four-eyes.”

“So I forgot that Spinel had no clothes to lose. Sue me.” Eriol growled.

“We could’ve shaved him.” Ruby Moon suggested.

“Shut up and push the button.”

“Are you crazy?! I’ll lose my towel if I get up!”

Spinel floated over to the control panel. “I’ve got it,” he said as he pushed the button. “Any one up for another round?”

“Oh, shut up,” said Eriol.

THE REAL END

(Feel free to hum “Catch You, Catch Me” as the credits roll)

               Okay. For starters, I’d like to thank Aeoruuk for writing the first draft of this MSTing for me. Also, some may notice 
that the opening sequence is from the old version of Episode 22 which was recently removed at chibicherry’s request. But I liked 
the segement so much I just reused it here. I’ve been lazy lately, I know. Recently, my grandparents had their 50^th wedding 
anniversary and at the dinner I was assigned the camcorder. This meant that I spent the evening wandering around channeling 
Tomoyo vibes. This didn’t attract any attention because my family is used to my being weird. Now it’s back to work 
with “Love Hina” songs echoing in my head (though I’m not sure why).

-CardCaptor Schlueter (aka Tomoyo-cha—wait a sec!)

Season One:

1) The Brain From Planet Arous-A Ranma ½ Fic By Ryoucilo

2) The Mike Rhea Anthology-Ranma ½ Fics By Mike Rhea

(Loves Me, Loves Me Not/ Akane Gets Drained/ Konatsu’s First Kiss)

3) Neon Ranma Evangelion-A Ranma ½/Neon Genesis Evangelion Fic By Khyron Kingkiller

4) Good Bye Sweet Li (Part 1)-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Lady Yuy

5) Stolen-A Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By hikaru shidou

6) Good Bye Sweet Li (Part 2)-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Lady Yuy

7) The True Power Of Love-A Card Captor Sakura Fic By poshul

8) Marco Polo-A Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By hikaru shidou

9) Madison’s Mystery Crush-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Chocolat*

10) Is It Reality Or Just A Trick?-A Sailor Moon Fic By Dr. Thinker

Season Two:

11) The Next Generation-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By JimAndZazu

12) Caught In The Act-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Second Sailor Destiny

13) The Shadow Leaders-A Sailor Moon Fic By Dr. Thinker

14) Shinji’s Alter-Ego-A Neon Genesis Evangelion Fic By John82

15) Sailor Jupiter Vs. Godzilla-A Sailor Moon Fic By Flashman (Christian A. Rogers)

16) Temples, Captors And Knights (Part 1)-A Card Captor Sakura/Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By Syaoran’s Lovertoy

17) No Need For CardCaptors-A Tenchi Muyo/Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Christina Horton

18) Temples, Captors And Knights (Part 2)-A Card Captor Sakura/Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By Syaoran’s Lovertoy

19) Mother, May I [Take Over The World]-A Pokemon Fic By Mallet Boy

20) Syaoran: Romeo… Not Really-A Card Captor Sakura Fic By Golden Eyed Dragon

Season Three:

21) Harry Potter And The Pantie Raiders-A Harry Potter Fic By Ice Blue X

22) The Unforgettable Promise-A Love Hina Fic By KenshinRC

23) To Find My Dad And Have A Family-A Card Captor Sakura Fic By MoshiMoshiQueen

24) Revolutionary Girl Asuka-A Neon Genesis Evangelion/Shoujo Kakumei Utena Fic By Joyce K. Wakabayashi

               25) A Dream Come True-A CardCaptor Sakura Fic By Crytalina Rhapsody Draco

Deep Fried SPAM:

1) Why Not Make A Little Money While Surfing The Net

Specials:

-Christmas Special-Under The Mistletoe/Tsubasa Gets What He Deserves-Ranma ½ Fics By Mike Rhea

-Summaries Of Suffering Vol. 1-A CCST3K Spin-off By Ciircee and Chelle-Sama

-Summaries Of Suffering Vol. 2-A CCST3K Spin-off By Ciircee and Chelle-Sama

>“Byr Sakura.”

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